We broke up because...
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She wasn't ready for my crazy.0
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He escaped from The Sanitarium0
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They called her the black widow..I was scared for my life0
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She framed me and stole my identity!0
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Always going on about conspiracy theories0
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She was a paid assassin and I found out I was her next Mark0
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^^ see ....0
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kept hiding under the covers0
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He wouldn't let me stay warm under the covers0
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She would insist on staying w him under the covers0
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She wouldn't come out from under the covers0
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We were playing hide n seek...he never found me under the covers ...ugh ur horrible at this game0
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Sulked constantly if I found her at hide & seek
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He didn't like my pouting0
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she wanted me to stop eating chocolate0
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I asked her to stop cause the chocolate was on my face...chocolate mud mask ...sheesh0
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Was always asking me to buy her chocolate0
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He didn't like my need for chocolate baths0
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Kept trying to drown me in chocolate0
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Just wanted a night alone0
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She just disappeared0
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she was a carpet muncher!0
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He had no carpet
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lol she shaved all my body hair off while I was sleeping1
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She kept drinking all my beer0
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He was as hairy as a bear ...would get in my mouth nose and eyeballs1
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she was a biter0
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He took his teeth out and put them on the nightstand.
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Lol he would hide my teeth from me!0
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