We broke up because...

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nitroalley

She wouldn't let me hide the biscuit

kendall916

His biscuit didn't have any gravy

Arathels

We never broke up.. he just doesn't know it

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nitroalley

Arathels wrote: »

We never broke up.. he just doesn't know it

The end. Fairy tales can come true!

Toneloe

She invited her girlfriends over & smoked my stash.

IndianaGolfer

Kept smoking after I asked to stop

slimgirljo15

I didn't find him smokin hot anymore

IndianaGolfer

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I didn't find him smokin hot anymore

Left me for someone hotter, anyone she later told me

slimgirljo15

Tis true..everyone was hotter ..

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slimgirljo15

She moved to Alaska ..even though I was in Australia

Arathels

Never understood me when I got upset, really hvernig í fjandanum eigum við að fara að því að rífast ef þú skilur ekki baun

Jayar01

She insisted I wear this stupid Viking hat whenever we were together.

jgkoutr

Never liked my unique style

nitroalley

Wanted to wear Spurs

slimgirljo15

Would come home tired ..go straight to bed ..no sexy time..

IndianaGolfer

I wasn't hot enough for sexy time, she made me bring my friends home for her

slimgirljo15

Really wasn't a very nice man ..I could do without him..

IndianaGolfer

She didn't even want me around

slimgirljo15

True story ^^

jgkoutr

Always told the truth ..got annoying when she told me I look funny

nitroalley

Thought she was funny telling jokes at my expense

Jerseyex

Always late bringing my coffee!

IndianaGolfer

She tastes like coffee

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

No matter what I did for her it was never enough!

Jayar01

Always pulled out a stop watch when i went to get her coffee

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

We were always competing for attention

pixlikesitcrazy

I always got more attention