We broke up because...
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Golf was the only hole I was allowed to play with0
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He kept playing with his clubs.
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She held my club all wrong0
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he complained too much0
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Lets just say..protein shake farts ..ewwww0
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she fed me a high fiber diet and then complained about it0
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Fiber aftermath!0
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she fed me a high fiber diet and then complained about it
Wouldn't admit..he just stunk ...
@strwbry74 no breaking up with you0 -
Of the most epic birthday celebration ever. She didn't come home for days0
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He was still pining for a woman. I wanted him all to myself0
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He wasn't into women....
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He didn't like my music0
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She played Screamo Music full blast 24/7
I almost thought I had to call a Priest to perform an Exorcism0 -
Her eyes started glowing and she started speaking Aramaic to me in a demonic voice. Deal breaker0
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He didnt live up to "In Sickness And in Health until Death do us Part"0
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I wasn't fabulous enough for her0
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I was too fabulous0
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He was Ghetto Fabulous!0
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I wasn't fantastic either0
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He had no confidence!
Never fought for our love!0 -
She was badass ..tats ..foul mouth ..agro..
I was scared0 -
I've seen her dungeon and whose down there, good luck fellows1
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She wanted me to enter the boxing ring for our love0
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*kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* damn lag i mean i can't even post cause the *kitten* lag i swear.......
Because he hated my cussing0 -
We arent breaking up..he's mine..mine ..mine bahahaha1
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I was once hers, and forgotten0
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Was obsessed with his ex
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She wouldn't let me put it anywhere I wanted0
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He put it in someone else
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She confused me when she said..put it in someone else0
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