We broke up because...

IndianaGolfer

Golf was the only hole I was allowed to play with

strwbry74

He kept playing with his clubs.

IndianaGolfer

She held my club all wrong

g44219

he complained too much

slimgirljo15

Lets just say..protein shake farts ..ewwww

g44219

she fed me a high fiber diet and then complained about it

strwbry74

Fiber aftermath!

slimgirljo15

griffk00 wrote: »

she fed me a high fiber diet and then complained about it

Wouldn't admit..he just stunk ...
@strwbry74 no breaking up with you

DSwales11

Of the most epic birthday celebration ever. She didn't come home for days

LiftingRiot

He was still pining for a woman. I wanted him all to myself

strwbry74

He wasn't into women....

Justpeachy02

He didn't like my music

FabulousFantasticFifty

She played Screamo Music full blast 24/7
I almost thought I had to call a Priest to perform an Exorcism

Jayar01

Her eyes started glowing and she started speaking Aramaic to me in a demonic voice. Deal breaker

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didnt live up to "In Sickness And in Health until Death do us Part"

IndianaGolfer

I wasn't fabulous enough for her

tmi_gang

I was too fabulous

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was Ghetto Fabulous!

IndianaGolfer

I wasn't fantastic either

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had no confidence!
Never fought for our love!

slimgirljo15

She was badass ..tats ..foul mouth ..agro..
I was scared

IndianaGolfer

I've seen her dungeon and whose down there, good luck fellows

tmi_gang

She wanted me to enter the boxing ring for our love

tmi_gang

*kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* damn lag i mean i can't even post cause the *kitten* lag i swear.......


Because he hated my cussing

slimgirljo15

We arent breaking up..he's mine..mine ..mine bahahaha

IndianaGolfer

I was once hers, and forgotten

rainingoverstars

Was obsessed with his ex

tmi_gang

She wouldn't let me put it anywhere I wanted

slimgirljo15

He put it in someone else

jgkoutr

She confused me when she said..put it in someone else