We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Never added "with cherries on top." You know I love red woman!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was pretty darn hard to please.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always cursing!!!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I couldn't change my potty mouth ways.

ballcoach_08

Kept stealing my boxer briefs

Justpeachy02

Wouldn't go shopping with me

ballcoach_08

Spent all my money

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wanted to share me with all of her freaky friends

ballcoach_08

wasnt freaky enough

FabulousFantasticFifty

Every time he walked in the room, these guys (His Entourage) followed!
https://youtu.be/JLYC7ltxOrk?t=16

DSwales11

Addicted to the show entourage

slimgirljo15

He never did as he was told

IndianaGolfer

She was way too bossy

slimgirljo15

Cried when I spanked him...sook lol

IndianaGolfer

Laughed when I spanked her, and my hand still stings a bit

slimgirljo15

He spanked like a girl

IndianaGolfer

She wanted me to brand her

slimgirljo15

He was a tart..belonged to everyone.. jk

kakiem

Disapproved of me wanting to become a cherry bakewell.

ulcaster555

i couldn't figure out what was a cherry bakewell.

slimgirljo15

He was a bit sloooowwww lol..its a tart

DSwales11

I went on vacation and didn't invite her. At this point I'm just hoping to avoid my punishment.

slinkybinkydog

She couldn't take me places I've never been!

slinkybinkydog

Need2BFitAgain wrote: »

she tried to take me places I didn't want to go!

She knew you wanted those places but was afraid to admit it!

IndianaGolfer

She wanted to be with her friends more than me

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted to join my friends and I for Ladies Night watching the Male Revue!

IndianaGolfer

Because she just wasn't that into me

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IndianaGolfer

She was out of my league

slimgirljo15

Never saw him he was always at the golf course