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We broke up because...
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Didn't like my Wonder Woman clothes0
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She was a screamed out my name. My name wasn't Robert0
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He misheard when I screamed out "ROBBER!!!"1
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She was a narc0
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She Was a Druggie and I had to turn her in for her own good!0
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He looked too much like Rick Astley. We couldn't go anywhere in public0
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Tried to cop a feel with my best friend0
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Preferred his dog to me0
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Tried to pass off some Rock candy for a Diamond!0
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she wouldn't wear the candy diamond ring I bought her!0
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I was always attracting Flies and ants whenever I wore my engagement ring!0
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She smelled like Raid0
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The cops raided our place drugs!0
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He went to prison for making and Dealing drugs!
It was the Fumes that alerted the police, he probably should have kept it in the Alley! ;p0 -
She liked prison a little too much0
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She was jealous of my pen pals Large Marge and Big Bertha!0
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she kept going to visit her ex in prison0
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He didnt like me visiting him!0
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I wasn't her only conjugal visitor0
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She tried to pay off one of the Guards to shank me!0
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Tried to poison my lamb shank0
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she wouldn't use fabric softener on my boxer briefs when doing laundry0
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Always finding protein stains on his boxer briefs0
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Every time he was watching Oprah he tried to blame it on his stiff boxers!
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Couldn't fix a stiff drink0
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I came home and found a Stiff in our bed!
Weirdo!!!0 -
She liked them too much!
I guess that rules out our relationship!0 -
Turns out that she just wasn't my cup of tea!0
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I didn't drink coffee.0
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He wouldnt make me coffee even when i said "Pretty Please"0
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