We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hated working for me and it ruined our relationship

slinkybinkydog

She was way to bossy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was in Kahootz with my ex on excuses to leave me!

BreezyPeezy5

She kept blaming me for being on kahootz and I have no clue what that is

ballcoach_08

Kept comparing me to others

slinkybinkydog

Didn't care to be compared

slimgirljo15

She didn't compare

cooperjeff488

Kept playing Sinead O'Conner's song, "nothing compares to u".

jgkoutr

I couldn't compare

slimgirljo15

He disappeared with all our money

ballcoach_08

She kept laying around

slinkybinkydog

He said he liked laying around but lied

DSwales11

I got too used to just laying around.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always begging to be manhandled

slinkybinkydog

Laid around but wouldn't cuddle at least

ulcaster555

kept smirking at me

Jayar01

Was always toasting to everything we did. It got old quick bro!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Set the house on fire by trying to cook with the toaster.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Bought me a used toaster with an damaged cord!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Tried to throw the toaster into my bath! The only thing that saved me was the cord breaking!

Arathels

He thought I was selfish

Jayar01

When I talked to her all I could see was her feet!

gianna42

He had a weird foot fetish...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She microwaved my phone to "charge" it

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lilkimi525

He said chocolate milk came from brown cows...

Jayar01

No it doesn't. You just have to make them drink chocolate syrup and their milk will come out chocolatey

FabulousFantasticFifty

He preferred Chocolate over Vanilla Spice!

Jetamu96

She wouldn't let me have chocolate

amp089

She wanted chocolate poured all over the bed.