We broke up because...

Jayar01

She was always getting knocked up!

Sinistrous

They found I liked my little pony

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always in another World
Shhhhh..Between you and me, I think drugs were involved!

slinkybinkydog

She always whispered when she talked

StrongAndHealthyMommy

She could not talk like a normal person. Always screaming

2muchfnsugar

Always wore hearing aids and pretended to never hear me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Gave me an STD then ignored my calls!

spiveaa

always wanted me to leave notes

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Not enough communication in the relationship!

slimgirljo15

We didn't he's still in the basement ..

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DSwales11

She saw me locked up in that basement and just left me there

slimgirljo15

Hahaha..^^

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was hilarious and I needed funny

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Only wanted me to prove she could get me!

jgkoutr

He always felt like he had to prove something

2muchfnsugar

Always tried to prove me wrong.

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striderb

She may have tried but couldn't prove anything.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was always calling me out on my BS

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was full of something that shall remain nameless!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was always telling my business to her girlfriends

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I didn't know sign language

Justpeachy02

He didn't understand me

ddoud71

she wasn't just peachy

slinkybinkydog

He didn't like peaches

RunHardBeStrong

She had too much peach fuzz

slinkybinkydog

She didn't like my fuzzy peaches

Justpeachy02

Always trying to shave my fuzzy peach

Michka212

Couldn't stop talking about the fuzzy peach