We broke up because...
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Never used his tongue0
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used me for my tongue.......oh wait1
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He never wanted to tell me a bed time story0
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She only spoke to me in Justin Beiber lyrics0
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He only wore spiderman undies0
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She'd never take her undies off.0
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Yes lying.... I don't where undies...2
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Collected to many undies0
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Collected too many phone numbers0
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Random guys always answered her number0
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He thought my dad was a random guy0
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She was too hot, like da sun, and I got burned.
Baby come back,
You can blame it all on meeeee.
I was wrong,
and I still can't live without you!0 -
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slinkybinkydog wrote: »He talked the talk
To hear him talk to me
The way a lover should
He can ease my frustration
With his soothing conversation
And I love the way he's
Not afraid to talk to me
Now you can talk about the finer things
Big cars and diamonds rings
That light up your life
But let me tell you
That the finest thing
Is the joy he brings
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Never stopped talking0
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Dressed up like my mother for role play0
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He wasn't into incest role play, apparently0
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Bananas are better0
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I liked melons. Just not hers0
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There melons...who doesn't like melons.0
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She kept me away from her fruit0
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