We broke up because...
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She kept stuffing peanut butter in my mouth.0
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He came home smelling of peanut butter even though i know he wasn't a fan...hmmmm...0
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she was always sniffing me when I walked in the door0
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He had some sort of sniffing fetish from a previous relationship he couldn't get over.0
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Rochelle951 wrote: »He never play wanted to play strip pokervelocityc6 wrote: »she refused to be my MFP friend
@velocityc6 thats not true, we can so be friends
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She changed my name to Enrique and wanted me to speak with a heavy spanish accent all the time......Si Mi Amor!!nickylee76 wrote: »He had some sort of sniffing fetish from a previous relationship he couldn't get over.
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He kept busting through my doors like the Kool Aid Man going "Ohhh YEAH!"0
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My Cockiness was just to big for her to handle.
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She was so angelic I just felt bad all the time....0
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She was the devil to my angel, didn't work out.0
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she pretended to be an angel, but...0
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He pretended to be a Queen.0
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He wanted to play dancing queen everytime we got sexy b0
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she only wanted to be above me0
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He would always accuse me of smelling like a $50 hore. I told him they where $100.0
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He had sweaty palms0
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Was prejudice against people who suffer from Hyperhidrosis disorder!0
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Claimed that vanilla bean is really just the same as vanilla in ice creams.0
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I wasn't as motivated as this dude...I will try harder..0
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »WwWhhattt does that mean @Rochelle951? Andddd depending on your answer I may not want to evah break up with you!
@Misshodge64 I couldn't EVER have too much of YOU!
THANKS DARLING0 -
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We both were trying to get that perfect Voluptuous Marilyn Body and ended up fighting over clothes!
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Because she stole all my red lipsticks!0
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She kept wearing my shirts as nightgowns.0
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Wouldn't let me wear his shirts but he wore my panties. unfair!0
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...and what's wrong with that?
She wouldn't let me wear them...0 -
We had control issues, both wanted to be dominant.0
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She had to be on top...0
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His abs were better than mine0
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SEEEEEE He's telling me exactly where I need to be again, I thought our shrink had talked to you about that!0
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