We broke up because...
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He tried to pick me up and dropped me
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you were all oiled up and wiggling0
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I would come home to an oily bed and he would have no explanation!0
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she kept forgetting I was testing body oils0
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Thought he was Superman0
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He would never tell me anything and just say "you forgot" when I asked him what was going on.0
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Wore too much black and gold!!0
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Couldn't get his ex off his mind.0
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Our relationship has always been on again, off again - I guess it is "off" time0
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Complained about my using coconut oil as a moisturizer.0
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I kept trying to mix rum with her moisturizer and make her my all day pina coloda0
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liked pina coloda and being caught in the rain0
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He would sing this song to me every night while making his pina coladas and standing in the shower, I think he had a drinking problem.0
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He was into yoga and only had half a brain!0
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He was verbally abusive and didn't like what I did in my free time.0
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She spent her "Free" time giving Nookie away for free! she could at least bring home some bacon!0
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She only wanted me to come home if I had Bacon. If I didn't I wasn't allowed inside the house and had to sleep on the porch swing.0
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She had this thing about sex on the porch swing while eating bacon.....0
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Didn't like bacon obviously not a keeper0
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I wouldn't keep him, he didnt like bacon!0
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she found her soulmate in jrline!0
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she kept making me fry bacon in the nude. Not recommended when it splatters it stings0
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He freaked when I asked for sausage instead.0
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her obsession with sausage0
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She was more into "Sausage" than into my Bacon! 0
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There was too much meat in the kitchen, it felt crowded so I left.0
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Didn't like meat .... gains lol
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she didn't like my meat0
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broke up because he's a guy0
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Stole my porch swing to try to win back Spnneil060
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