We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Just go buy a new porch swing for goodness sake!!!

Spnneil06

Shes frivolous with money.

jrline

she throws money around like it is going out of style & she pawned my cd collection

mscheftg

Because I got bored at work.

Hardenton

She bit me

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told her that I wouldn't support her lazy *kitten* !!!

jrline

she never blinks it was freaky

Spnneil06

he always wants to have staring comps but is always wearing sunglasses

lt3ag4s

I didnt post in the forums on the weekends.

mscheftg

I thought he was cheating on me .

Spnneil06

She was always thinking I was running around on her.

jrline

she kept posting all my secrets on this page

blueeyesgrace

I wouldn't tell him my deep dark secrets

Spnneil06

he makes me shave his....Wait that's not true jrline!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He would share his deepest thoughts and secrets with spnneil!

Spnneil06

We are swingers, we don't break up, we just lend eachother out.

jrline

she was on my strange addiction for eating kitty litter

blueeyesgrace

I don't share well...

jrline

she never took off that brown hat

MikeCrazy

He ate too many beans...enough said.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didnt like my delicious Mexican cooking!

Spnneil06

I hated that she was never up for dessert!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told her that I was for dessert but she asked for Churros instead!

ovinas1

Her whip cream bikinis where getting me heavy.

Spnneil06

He blamed me because he gained 0.25 of a pound!

jrline

she never shared the cool whip

blueeyesgrace

I wanted whipped cream, and he wanted cool whip. That's a problem...

mscheftg

She always wanted me to hand whip the cream... by the time I was done, no one was in the mood.

Spnneil06

Valentines was getting closer and she didn't want to spend money on me.

blueeyesgrace

She would only buy me the discounted chocolate on the 15th...