We broke up because...
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she died...0
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He kept trying to stick his **** in the vacuum cleaner
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she wont stop using her vag as a bottle opener even when we had guests0
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He didn't like my "party trick"0
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Melissa90xo wrote: »He kept trying to stick his **** in the vacuum cleaner
Don't worry about him... his toes are too big... they won't fit.
She was always sneaking out and doing mysterious stuff at parties0 -
i dumped him so i could hook up with melissa0
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i dumped him so i could hook up with melissa0
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He would always run back to Melissa when we fought. Plus he wouldn't share0
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He sold my turtle on the black market.. Got mint $$$$ for it too0
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I sold it to fund your dream of going to clown college though!!!!!0
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He was a part of my clown act! You sold one half of my posse!0
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I'll sell the other half if you ever come back! You are unreasonable and this is why we split0
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He doesn't understand my dreams and aspirations, no matter how crazy they may seem. NEXT!
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you put too much salt on my neck when doing tequila shots0
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You wouldn't stop sexting your ex melissa0
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I was setting up a 3some for your birthday babe. You never listen!0
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refused to be Holly's hero0
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played him out0
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liked to be watched during the act so she always kept the windows open0
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thought it didn't bother you 0 -
Because you refused my friend request lol0
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cuz he forgave but never forgot0
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Always wanted to be dominated, not exhibited0
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Couldn't make me gasm
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Wanted me to bring in the toys then.....thought she liked au'natural0
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She threw all my toys in the trash
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Didn't like my outfits-get ups 0
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couldn't keep her paws off me! Clinger!!0
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she didnt like the fact paws was always joining us. its not my fault she loves me0
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