We broke up because...
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He looked better in a bikini than I. Couldn't handle it0
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I had to start shaving my head because she always used all the shampoo0
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she kept perving on all the fellas while we was out
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she unabashedly flirted with all the fellas..i didnt feel special0
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He's a cuddler0
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she didn't like cuddling I felt so un-loved0
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I didn't cuddle enough in bed0
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We had to be snuggling constantly. She has clearly never heard of personal space.
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She would hit it and quit it! Broke my heart!0
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way to sensitive for my liking0
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By sensitive she meant the candlewax burnt like a son of a bleep!0
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She got into a political argument with my Grandma and ended up slapping her.0
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Her grandma never liked me and provoked the accident. additionally I never slapped her she slapped me but since I had no proof they sided with her.0
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I heard she slapped a grandma, i feared for my life0
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Don't leave her alone with any elderly relatives, just sayin'...0
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wouldnt help clean my grandpa up when he soiled his pants0
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Entered the room,but forgot why0
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He left the toilet seat up one too many times, I fell in0
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i dragged her out, but she wouldnt forgive me0
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He has dementia, couldn't remember who I was0
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Her pants were always wet, it was embarassing.0
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she didnt like it when i tried to bite her lower lip0
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He lost the keys to my handcuffs0
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I can't seem to remember...0
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Another one with dementia
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went to participate in some twerking competition while leaving me alone on my birthday0
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Wasn't happy for me when I won that twerking competition0
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She got tired of my vibrating tongue0
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He was irritated--that I was not maternal enough and that I thought Copulator was the final sequel to all the Terminator movies.0
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Didn't appreciate that I wouldn't bow down at her presence when entering a room0
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