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We broke up because...
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He never kept his eyes on the damn road, I didn't want to die.0
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forgot to bring home cupcakes0
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@4ever420 it's called the stare and drive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G0g6Bm88u80
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I picked them up but it was a long ride home...0
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TrailBlazerMN wrote: »@4ever420 it's called the stare and drive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G0g6Bm88u8
You couldn't pull that off though and we almost crashed
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She spiked my coffee and I revealed too much to my lifelong crush.0
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I took it too far in the bedroom.0
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@JD2006 didn't take it far enough in the bedroomTrailBlazerMN wrote: »@4ever420 it's called the stare and drive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G0g6Bm88u8
You couldn't pull that off though and we almost crashed
@4ever420 I got this...just need more practice. I'll need to write my will first
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I'm clueless0
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wouldnt watch family guy with me0
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Wouldn't practice yoga with me0
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He kept letting out scentless farts in downward dog pose0
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she wouldn't let me hold camera0
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was afraid to dance in the rain0
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was afraid to dance in the rain0
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She wouldn't let me hold the camera0
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she broke the internet0
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He kept holding the d*** camera!0
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Was always asking me what the emergency was0
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pushed me out the bed in their sleep0
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Kept slapping my *kitten* in her sleep0
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She would unzip my footed onesie0
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She brought all the boys from the Yard0
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She brought the boys and girls from anywhere..0
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He couldn't stop saying bro, bro0
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couldnt do the running man0
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she was jealous because I beat her in a running man competition0
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he got mad i took the trophy0
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She toook my trophy and tried to stick it up me behind!0
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made me die of laughter0
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