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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    That time she called me a he!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was too masculine :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She expected me to shave ;p
  • InfoomaousTete
    InfoomaousTete Posts: 1,383 Member
    She made me eat wallpaper paste.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Because she said my bread wasn't as good as hers!
  • InfoomaousTete
    InfoomaousTete Posts: 1,383 Member
    Because she stapled my thumb to a chair!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Because she was using my "tools" ;p
  • khd75
    khd75 Posts: 843 Member
    edited October 2016
    She thrown away my tools, and shelved hers... and most of them were pink.

    You're only allowed to touch one of my tools, and that wasn't on the shelf. The rest is off line, and when you touch them, you crossed the line
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    There was a list of rules I had to follow in order to touch his tool O_o
  • khd75
    khd75 Posts: 843 Member
    She didn't know that a long lasting relation depends upon rituals. She called them rules
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He said his rituals needed a human sacrifice ..
    I run out of there fast
  • khd75
    khd75 Posts: 843 Member
    She never trusted God. If God saved Isaac, he would have saved her too
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited October 2016
    Every time I tried to touch his tool...he started quoting the Bible
  • khd75
    khd75 Posts: 843 Member
    edited October 2016
    She always created buzz around the tool and than bailed out. She couldn't seal the deal! what a dissapointment
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    He made such a big deal about his disappointment that he couldn't commit to any serious relationship.
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    He always sat on the counch drinking beer - never went for the travelling to Nebraska he talked to about when we met
  • dylanafit2016
    dylanafit2016 Posts: 48 Member
    i was too busy working overtime constantly
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    She kept giving him my beer, I always had to keep going back to the store to get more
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    edited October 2016
    So, we agree? Getting and drinking beer isn't the destination of life?
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Tried to distract me while she gave the other guy more of my beer.
  • khd75
    khd75 Posts: 843 Member
    Too jealous. He used scientific tools to measure beers I served his buddies. Thats it. you and you'all buddies outta here!!!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    He was always measuring things. I'm nut sure his measuring tape was accurate. Coylsnond deal with the inaccuracies
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    She was always out to sea
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was a sailor ..a girl in every port
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    There was never a port open with her.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he caught some of the stuff that sailors catch....
  • 888Butterfly888
    888Butterfly888 Posts: 3,203 Member
    When we went running I couldn't keep up.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was not a he
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she never introduced me to her family
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    I caught him making out with my sister at thanksgiving

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