We broke up because...

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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he spread vicious lies about me!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was too close to his family ..if ya know what I mean :o
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Convicted for flashing
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We didn't. .it was a malicious rumour spread by our ex's
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he was caught cheating.... on his taxes
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Didn't want to be my personal trainer anymore
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she didn't like the routine I had planned
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    edited October 2016
    Finding any mirror and taking a picture wasn't the ideal workout for me. He didn't want to change it up :p
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    Lol she belittled me for my part time hobby as a photographer
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was "little" :D
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    I tried to switch her eye glasses to a stronger magnification before I got my pants off. she didn't fall for it
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Didn't wanted to get out that pool ever! made me wonder! :/
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she was too much like a Gremlin. Couldn't feed her after midnight and couldn't get her wet
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he turned green after eating a meal I cooked
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    He was always thinking about feeding and being fed!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she never cooked or cleaned
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    edited October 2016
    He didn't appreciate a lady is more than cooking and cleaning! self maintenance is a big deal man!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she planned a day of "self maintenance" at the spa and I checked my account balance afterwards....
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    was getting overly excited over any changes in his account balance!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she just never gave me anything to get excited about.
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    uuuuggghhh even striptease wasn't getting him excited anymore!
    and i wasn't a green bill so had to break up!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    found out she did a striptease every evening after dinner. Only problem was I worked nights :anguished:
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Lol
    money was all that mattered! was sending his identical twin over to hide his second full-time job!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she tried to pretend she couldn't tell me and my brother apart!
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    He claimed he wasn't playing head games with me. The claim itself was a head-game!

    now everyone believes we should break up! lol
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she was paying too much attention to what her friends thought about me
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    uuuuggghhh he resisted when i tried to make it up to him with a hot steamy alone time session.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she left a pan of cooking oil on the stove with the burner going and went to the store Yea.. it got hot and steamy alright.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Blamed me when his house burned down!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited October 2016
    Jealous of the hot Firefighters!

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