We broke up because...
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She kept Men in her basement
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She kept Men in her basement
Haha... That's why I married her
And for Fab... We didn't. I'd never be so stupid0 -
Total mismatch, I wanted a harem.... she had a basement full of men0
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He wanted to double stuff my .....
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Always wanted to lick the filling first.0
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stole cookies from the girl scouts and hid them in my car. Then the police showed up.0
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He could never cover up even my little silly pranks, how will he cover me for the life. When he pointed police out towards me, I knew, it was over.0
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He went to Prankster Prison0
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Wasn't good enough for her0
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was too good for me0
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He didn't taste like peaches0
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He wouldn't try something new0
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She thought I was boring and ordinary.0
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She was far too eccentric for me0
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Well! JEESH! She wore them every where, never took them off!0
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Always undressing our friends with her eyes!0
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First, She invited strippers, called them friends.... and than blamed me when the show started. I didn't even touch, and she said, I did it with my eyes!!!
Come on man!!!0 -
He kept calling me a man....0
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She is white and my English is better than hers....RunHardBeStrong wrote: »He kept calling me a man....
And than she complains... if that's so, why is spelling bee champion always a brownie...
as I said....
I can never win this woman!0 -
Everything was always a competition then he pouted when he lost0
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She hates the competition when she is loosing.... And she is voting for Trump.
A great leader...
Baby, just don't go near!0 -
Always brought up my heritage!0
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She had a filthy temper..0
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She seduced men on MFP0
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He let another woman seduce him0
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He was sadly mistaken about my preferences0
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He couldn't even ask me out without a note.0
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He would secretly message other girls on MFP0
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She was so suspicious and jealous.0
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