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We broke up because...
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never knew where to sit0
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He would never sit down
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She kept sitting on me0
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kept sticking her tongue to cold flag poles0
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Ugh, if he didn't keep daring me to do it I wouldn't!0
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She kept blaming me for the time she stuck her tongue to a cold flag pole.0
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Decided to go faceless, I mean who does that?0
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She kept reminding me how much
Better her bum was!0 -
My bum got goosebumps because she kept staring at it!
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She was bum shy!0
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Showed her bum to everyone0
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Her bum became a beach bum0
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Left me for the Bum that lives under the Pier0
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Won't frolick at the beach with the bums0
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worships cats0
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He never took off his beanie0
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He hated snow
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She put the snow under her nose0
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He wouldn't let me eat ice cream in the winter0
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Waiting to find out when I get out tonight
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He assumed we were still in a relationship...But he was behind the bars0
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She assumed we weren't0
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I was glad he was stuck in the jail. I wanted to get rid of him anyway
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She planted contraband on me and called the authorities0
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We broke up because...why not?0
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She was mean to me
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His life took him down the wrong path, and I just couldn't go that route.0
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He was everyone's sweetheart!0
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He smelled like a fish0
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