We broke up because...

MJFSH

something fishy was happening with him

BreezyPeezy5

She's just too hot to handle

MJFSH

hypnotized me anytime she looked my side!

JstTheWayIam

She out deadlifts me

Linlou125

He couldnt stay out of jail

FabulousFantasticFifty

His Kitten attacked me and gave me Cat Scratch Fever!

g44219

she never trimmed her nails

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didnt like his back getting scratched

g44219

lol she scratched everyone's back but mine

Just_J_Now

I was very suspicious of the scratches on his back

MJFSH

too suspicious!

LiftingRiot

I preferred the gym and she preferred to work out at home.... We were too different

MJFSH

didn't take anything serious!

LiftingRiot

she is right, we broke up because I never took anything serious

Badger_Girl99

The Cubs. Need I say more?

MJFSH

she kicked butts and took names!

v_solangel

He wanted to eat bacon and I'm vegetarian

MJFSH

was the center of attention wherever we went, I got a bit jealous u know

Linlou125

Had better clothes than me and didn't wanna share

slimgirljo15

Was always borrowing my clothes ..never gave them back

FabulousFantasticFifty

Ripped the clothes off my back!
I'm all about getting kinky once in awhile, but not at church!

Sinistrous

Kept sending me NSFW leg pictures and my boss caught me ;o

FabulousFantasticFifty

I never knew what "NSFW" meant!

slimgirljo15

Not Safe For Work

She sent hot pics to everyone

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always tried to sound smarter than me! ;p

Linlou125

She thought glasses made her look smarter

Buckyz22

would never lend me her sunglasses....always insisted on wearing them on her head.......

Linlou125

Would never buy me the sunglasses I asked for

tc1333

Kept stealing my sunglasses

Linlou125

He wanted my purple sunglasses