We broke up because...
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let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »Didn't understand the difference between different and difference...
Haha! Touché0 -
Was illiterate0
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Always called me by someone's else name.0
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She couldn't remember her own name0
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Hated my pet name for her..
Snooky wooky booboo foo foo chops1 -
Was listing all her lover's pet names when calling me0
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She called her pets more than she called me.0
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Always applied the Pythagorean theorem to obtuse and acute triangles...0
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Always corrected the Calculus teacher with trigonometry methods.
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Was always talking calculus during sexy times0
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Never enough sexy time0
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Certain things didn't add up0
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Was on the "eat glue" diet.
DAMN IT JO! LOL.
You ninja'd me, here's yours: I didn't pass the final "lover's exam: Re-visioned v2.567" - I was only one point off!!! -cryyy-0 -
She always Macarena'd when she should've been Lambada-ing...0
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Didn't understand I needed to for counting purposes.0
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Still had feelings for her ex
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She had a counting thing during sexy time
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Was done before counting to 30
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The counting didn't go high enough.0
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She counted in binomial language 101010100
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He wouldn't delete his MySpace account...0
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Dem feet ..pewwwww *holds nose*0
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She always had one hand in her pocket but the other was never giving a peace sign...0
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His wife didn't like me
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Could only sleep with the lights on.0
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Her OCD didn't agree with my ADHD so she had an affair and gave me an STD...0
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Thought he was smarter than me..
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Was always using acronyms while communicating.0
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Those dirty wings0
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