We broke up because...

Taylor076097

He licked the frosting too seductively

slimgirljo15

She preferred cupcakes..I preferred muffin..it just couldn't work

Archer2017

She never ate my muffins.

musclegood_fatbad

Only cooked the tops to the muffins and not the whole thing

slimgirljo15

Caught him tasting someone elses muffin

Taylor076097

She didn't like me baking with other people

slimgirljo15

"Baking" was her euphemism for "sex"

Taylor076097

She used air quotes when she said sex.. " every time"

FabulousFantasticFifty

She said I was full of Hot air!

Taylor076097

I thought she was always talking about hot aod balloons..

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always made fun of my balloons

Taylor076097

Her balloons brought all the boys to the yard..

pudgy1977

Always touching other people's balloons

slimgirljo15

Told me my balloons were saggy

Taylor076097

Refused to get a balloon job

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her balloons were losing their helium!

Taylor076097

We could never have sharp objects in the house..

Archer2017

Was always stealing my sharp objects.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always running with scissors

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

We had different interpretations of the word "cheating"...

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lindagrimm904

You guys are way out of my league! Linda!

LVNF04

She was being insensitive and at the same time annoying.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

He had issues with us being the same gender...

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gianna42

He always made me wear socks

striderb

Complained that's all I'd let her wear.

mttmize

Her toe nails were to long

daniellee_xo

Could never take things seriously

dc8066

lindagrimm904 wrote: »

You guys are way out of my league! Linda!

Linda, honey! Linda, listen, Linda! (She won't listen)