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We broke up because...
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He wouldn't let me take out the Lamborghini0
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Because he could not handle my bubbly personality0
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She listened to and genuinely liked the band Creed. It was on par to finding out your partner is a serial killer.0
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He didn't like my rap music0
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Instead of knocking on my door she would rap at my door!1
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Because she wouldn't share in the things I enjoyed0
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She enjoyed sexy time with other people too much!0
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He was always showing up unannounced!0
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She always phoned ahead for when she was coming over: I couldn't take the micro management!0
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He was a whipped momma's boy.0
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She was sneaking off and spanking her Ex!0
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She kept wanting to micromanage me0
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She spoke an Alien Language0
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Her legs were sexier than mine0
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She was so materialistic0
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she kept wanting to be the big spoon
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Kept calling me BIG Mama!
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Time expired0
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She kept her distance and I could never cross that bridge0
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She was faster then me0
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She never twitched her nose like Samantha on Bewitched0
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Called me an Old Timer!0
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Kept stealing my hammers0
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Was selfish with his tool!1
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Kept trying to bite mine
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He never fully appreciated my coat of many colors...0
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She wouldn't share her makeup0
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found out that she doesn't like Avocado's. Definite deal breaker.0
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Lied about me not liking avocados... he was just a playa-playa0
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