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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Got tired of him mistaking the wardrobe for the toilet, only so many times I'll do the laundry over and over again.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Had a cleaning fetish...my clothes washed 5 times a day..she kept muttering .."your dirty" lol
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    I just couldn't take the snoring any longer. Like a chainsaw. All. Night. Long.
  • tobywankenobijedimaster
    tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member
    edited January 2016
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    I caught her sleeping next to someone when I came back in from cutting her firewood
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He was NOT a dude, but a chick with a strap on :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    His name toby wank ..I couldn't say it without laughing
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    She wanted to be Mrs Wank lol
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    because, and BTW, her use of tla's (e.g., lol) need 86'ing (IMHO)
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Spoke an alien language that nobody understood
  • tobywankenobijedimaster
    tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member
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    She was species-ist against aliens!
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He did not agree that aliens are really tasty
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Ate my alien :o
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    She had a hissy fit after eating my peri peri alien with macho peas, side salad and alien peri peri bites with salsa. She loved it! But apparently slaughtering your own "meat" is gross"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Lol ^^^ you have to be drinking :D

    Had a few *mental* issues
  • Jetamu96
    Jetamu96 Posts: 963 Member
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    I just wasn't good enough for her :(
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Lol ^^^ you have to be drinking :D

    Had a few *mental* issues

    ROFLMAO sorry, as sober as I can get lol (and dying for a Nando's aaaarrrggghhhhh)

    Too low self confidence, I kept trying, she was having none of it
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    She kept rolling on the floor laughing her a$s off.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    she told to get off her a$s
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Would never happen...He's mine :p
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    Thought I was lazy

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