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happimess1 wrote: »She liked to wash our French windows with her butt, all soapy and wet
he used his tongue to do the dishes.0 -
happimess1 wrote: »She liked to wash our French windows with her butt, all soapy and wet
You loved it in the beginning. You tried to change me....1 -
subcounter wrote: »Shoebacha1 wrote: »She wouldnt come to my dungeon...oops, I mean my basement, to see my whips.
I've met the others in the "basement"
They were so disappointed you escaped.0 -
Made me do cheers for sex1
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But I like the pom poms!0
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Tried to give me foot massages with his penknuckle.0
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Named the wart on her feet after me.0
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I thought it would be flattering! Geesh.0
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Lovinastar wrote: »Wears leggings
You mean "Meggings"0 -
^ haha!!!0
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thought leggings/meggings were acceptable pants0
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Shoebacha1 wrote: »thought leggings/meggings were acceptable pants
perhaps in your dungeon, Ahem, I mean your "basement"0 -
He had a girl locked in his basement0
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she kept wanting to walk on me with those shoes...... or was that me?0
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I kept catching him wearing my heels!0
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She kept making me lick her legs0
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She acted like she didn't like it! ;p0
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He didn't slap my a** enough.0
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He drugged me and tried to saw off my legs when I was incapacitated!
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His warped sense of humor was too much0
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She thought I was a Weirdo!1
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I looked better in her thongs0
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She did not like it spicy enough0
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She would not let me eat tacos0
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She wouldn't eat any!0
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He didn't like chimichangas....1
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His beard got my gum stuck in it... he decided he loved it more than me... sad times0
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