We broke up because...

A_MariposaDream

He didn't like the cool kids table

Archer2017

Only ever answered back with meows and hisses.

Nitroalley2

Her bark was bigger than her bite

vaccal

She kept calling me different drink names at all hours of the day and night

A_MariposaDream

Didn't like the cool kids

MJFSH

Was claiming to be a cool kid wherever she went, had enough of it already!

A_MariposaDream

Your still a cool kid!!

Because she likes the gym more then me

slimgirljo15

Wait!!what??? She didn't tell me we broke up

A_MariposaDream

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Wait!!what??? She didn't tell me we broke up

We could never break up!

pxpwop15

Because u broke up with Jo and lied!!!

vaccal

Watched weird porn during the daytime with reckless abandon

vaccal

Lies on the regular, including the source of the videos!

A_MariposaDream

She went back to the weird videos with the maker of them

AshTrixxy

I didn't know how to tie a bowtie. Dealbreaker, apparently.

vaccal

Framed me for owning these illicit, explicit videos

FabulousFantasticFifty

Kept claiming he was Bond, James Bond.

pxpwop15

Kept claiming she was fifty

FabulousFantasticFifty

Said I looked more like 72!

vaccal

Wouldn't support me as a secret agent, blowing my cover every which way to Sunday

vaccal

Forget that I wear all types of cravats, including regular ties

pxpwop15

She wore some dudes bow tie and watched his porn

A_MariposaDream

50 shades of gray didn't sign the contract

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a lush! That's all!!!

Xvapor

I'm too ugly

A_MariposaDream

Because he never showed his face to my friends

Nitroalley2

She had a lot of guy friends with benefits

A_MariposaDream

Didn't like my friends

Xvapor

His face to hairy

vaccal

Didn't know how to use a video camera

Xvapor

I found the camera