We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

He ran off with the neighbour

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she ran off with the gardener, and the driver.

slimgirljo15

He didn't help me when I was kidnapped by the gardner and driver

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she used lemons instead of lime in her "world famous" guacamole.

Xvapor

Don't have enough time for you

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slimgirljo15

There was this incident with a watermelon..3 mice a gallon of ice cream and 2 neighbours

Tigg_er

Picked all of Peter Pipers Pickled Peppers

slimgirljo15

I caught him eating someones pickle

Tigg_er

Didn't want to share my pickles

slimgirljo15

He drank all the beer

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Tigg_er

He never changes his shirt

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he came back home with a hickey necklace

vaccal

We... didn't

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he kept talking about this ex with the bow-ties.

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He kept yelling: "Fire in the hole!" to announce his farts.

Desertcolt07

Wares ties

slimgirljo15

Desertcolt07 wrote: »

Wares ties

I wasn't the right sex

Shoebacha1

Everytime she slapped my *kitten*, she yelled "ole!"

MJFSH

we both were so fragile!

Shoebacha1

She kept using my razors

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he started narrating everything he did at home in 3rd person

MJFSH

Looked too cute, got more attention than I ever did! unacceptable!!!!

Shoebacha1

Caught him masturbating with the left over pizza

letme1

It was me or the shoes........

Shoebacha1

He doesnt know how to share.

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she insisted to have those weird round car headrests everywhere in the house.