We broke up because...
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wouldnt let me braid his chest hair0
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I would
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He hog'd all the muse0
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He didn't clarify his reference to "muse"0
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I didn't want to be her muse0
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I thought she was always calling me a Moose!1
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She was always correcting my speling0
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He sent me Love notes saying: " My Deer, U arr lick a fine Wino an mack me so very Hapy!" What the....??!!!0
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As a matter of fact...He was a Little Booger!1
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Kept insisting she, "had a coupon for that"1
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He wanted sex all the time ..wait what ..please come back
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Shes was always trying to have sexy time with others outside our Marriage
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She didn't understand being monogamous0
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She was not the lion I was looking for0
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She obviously never read my Love letters correctly!0
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He was an animal 0
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She was into beastiality, getting it on with another bear!!0
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Always making fun of my having to use a walking stick! (True Story!)
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Walking stick = legs in slang
Didn't get my slang0 -
TeHee! Yes i did! Thank You!
I really do have to use a walking stick (cane)right now from injuring my spine in a fall down the stairs!
I found out that he was the one who pushed me down the stairs!0 -
She was always talking about all the people that had fallen down stairs around her. I started to feel very uneasy about that. Especially the way she laughed when she spoke of it.0
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She was Paranoid after I increased her Life Insurance Amount!0
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I watch enough murder shows on Investigation Discovery. I knew it was time to jump ship.0
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scared of her
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Because I found out he really couldn't handle me0
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I got her preggers so many times0
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He had kids all over the Tri State Area!
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He couldn't keep up with me0
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I went in the wrong h....0
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