We broke up because...
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I called the Oscar wrong........0
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Never ever are we breaking up0
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Time zone difference was killing us...0
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He looked better in blue than I did0
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she was a shoe horse0
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He just didn't get it that my horses need shoes all the time.0
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Her nails were like claws0
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Our matching goatees made us look like we were related...0
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He would drink his milk like a cat!0
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Although she was in awe that I tipped on a daily basis, she didn't appreciate the fact that it was at the local strip bars..0
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He forced me to watch all the scary parts of the movie0
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His body parts had teeth0
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She could not stay in the saddle0
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He made me wear a saddle. Everywhere.0
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It was him or my snakes.... sSsSsSsSsSsooooo bye bye!!
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She thought I was a him0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »She thought I was a him
I was looking above you, sorry. I am not quite awake yet. At the original time I was about to post it was a him.0 -
She liked her snakes more than mine0
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He insisted on wearing that mask to bed during sexy time. Too creepy for me.0
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we were never together to begin with! 0
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Technically he cant break up with me. I was stalking him.0
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She wouldn't use her horse whips on me.
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She used my horse whips on me1
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He said that when he was with me he had to take the Happi out of his name and just leave the mess!
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