We broke up because...

xzsharp

she was too pg

cee134

Because I'm a shooting star and I have to be free to fall to the ground and be collected by amateurs who search on the weekends and after work, or professionals who recover meteorites for a living.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Although we agreed on a safe word, we never did anything to merit using it...

slimgirljo15

Caught him with the neighbour..the neighbours wife wasn't happy either

DSwales11

I ended up in the hospital from our last wrestling match

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

I caught him having an affair with my siamese twin...

Dyl1789

She wasn't a jedi knight

Tigg_er

I,m at a total loss of words

Tigg_er

If You ask nice I Might just tell you another one !!! Maybe

Tigg_er

YES YES YES

Tigg_er

I'm A Patient Man

slimgirljo15

Told stories to everyone

Tigg_er

That aint what you whispered in my ear

slimgirljo15

Lol..I was a better story teller

Tigg_er

With her and Jo whispering in both my ears I was giggling to much to tell a story !

slimgirljo15

He giggles

Tigg_er

She kept whispering --could'nt hear a damn thing

tomy2tone01

her tongue sticks out all the time

Tigg_er

I beg your pardon !

slimgirljo15

Caught with his tongue in Tomy's ear

A_MariposaDream

Because she stole my lipstick

Tigg_er

Because ,because,because--hell I just couldn't do it

slimgirljo15

He was still with someone else

Tigg_er

She wouldn't break up with Jo

merrysailor88

wanted me to break up with Jo

Tigg_er

I just couldn't compete with Jo

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

I felt she was too important and she felt I was too impotent...

Xvapor

She didn't like I had better hair

Tigg_er

Bridge_marie wrote: »

He kept roaring like a tiger and kept spelling tiger with two G's

That's cause I be spelling Tigg_er silly girl

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was too Animated