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She laughed hysterically at the Hodor scene
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She was always underestimating her own worth which got frustrating!0
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She smacked me with her legs0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »
What's that? Lolsubcounter wrote: »She laughed hysterically at the Hodor scene
He was too awesome for me
Game of thrones spoiler:
Hold the door!
Above: She threw out all the bacon.0 -
She always wanted me to slap her all the time . I couldn't do that.0
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The safe word was a 20 digit code!1
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She wanted to get pregnant..I didn't have the equipment
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She threw out the Turkey baster0
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Her farts were deadly
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Bridge_marie wrote: »She kept doing the Dutch oven to me
Nu huh ..all you ..my eyes are still streaming
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Could not eat a hotdog in one bite.1
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Would never dance in public0
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Couldn't get her down off of the bar0
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Was always trying to dirty dance with me0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Was always trying to dirty dance with me
Her shoe size is smaller then mine0 -
Not enough twerking0
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He liked to watch us twerk1
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Idk ..he didn't say 0
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He twerked himself into convulsions and is sadly in an Institution now.
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Miscommunication0
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I was too slow!0
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Yeah took forever0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He twerked himself into convulsions and is sadly in an Institution now.
HaHaHaHa0 -
Sloooowwww^^0
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Was poor..I needed a sugar mumma1
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She Kept telling me I was to Friskey0
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She slapped to hard0
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Not frisky enough0
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Heya Jo
WOuldnt slap hard enough0
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