We broke up because...
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            She laughed hysterically at the Hodor scene 0 0
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            She was always underestimating her own worth which got frustrating!0
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            She smacked me with her legs0
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            Bridge_marie wrote: »
 What's that? Lolsubcounter wrote: »She laughed hysterically at the Hodor scene 
 He was too awesome for me
 Game of thrones spoiler:
 Hold the door! 
 Above: She threw out all the bacon.0
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            She always wanted me to slap her all the time . I couldn't do that.0
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            The safe word was a 20 digit code!1
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            She wanted to get pregnant..I didn't have the equipment 2 2
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            She threw out the Turkey baster0
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            Her farts were deadly 1 1
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            Bridge_marie wrote: »She kept doing the Dutch oven to me
 Nu huh ..all you ..my eyes are still streaming 1 1
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            Could not eat a hotdog in one bite.1
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            Would never dance in public0
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            Couldn't get her down off of the bar0
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            Was always trying to dirty dance with me0
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            FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Was always trying to dirty dance with me
 Her shoe size is smaller then mine0
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            Not enough twerking0
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            He liked to watch us twerk1
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            Idk ..he didn't say 0 0
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            He twerked himself into convulsions and is sadly in an Institution now. 1 1
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            Miscommunication0
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            I was too slow!0
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            Yeah took forever0
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            FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He twerked himself into convulsions and is sadly in an Institution now. 
 HaHaHaHa0
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            Sloooowwww^^0
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            Was poor..I needed a sugar mumma1
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            She Kept telling me I was to Friskey0
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            She slapped to hard0
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            Not frisky enough0
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            Heya Jo 
 WOuldnt slap hard enough0
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