We broke up because...
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She was not living between the sheets
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Didn't wash his sheets0
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he wet the sheets everynight0
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he had black nipples... this is news to me how it happened
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Was late to show up at my birthday party that I didn't have!0
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She had lots of imaginary things0
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We didn't mesh well as a couple l! It's hard to date a girl prettier then me!0
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I talk too much0
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She didn't appreciate my collection of photos taken of her while she was sleeping....0
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What he said0
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He thought they were of me. They were really of the neighbor. Explains the binoculars on the nightstand.0
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She was running too hard, it was hard to keep up!0
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He didn't wear the pants0
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He lost his face0
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She said I'm too ugly0
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He always put words in my mouth0
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Conversationally, we were always stuck in traffic...0
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He tried throwing me into oncoming traffic0
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She wouldnt stop singing "popping tags" when we were stuck in traffic0
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I didnt have any other options. LOL1
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She didn't appreciate the fact that to me, showering was optional not mandatory...0
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He spent all of his free time showering, and never asked me to join!0
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She would always make me wear her panties .. I was never allowed to wear my own, it was just embarrassing0
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He wore my panties on his head
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He couldn't keep up with me0
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He wasn't competitive at all.. refused to do sprint races each morning0
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Always made me get up early and chase him around the neighborhood!0
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Couldn't keep up with me during our mandatory morning neighbourhood chase because she was always in heels1
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