We broke up because...
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He was constantly chasing kitties around the neighborhood0
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She would never share her wine with me .. super selfish really.0
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He never understood...I was trying to help0
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He was always leaving me tongue tied!
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mrwineismybf wrote: »He never understood...I was trying to help
@mrwineismybf
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD QUIT HOGGING ALL THE WINE I JUST WANT EVEN A HALF A GLASS
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@FabulousFantasticFifty she just simply wouldn't take off her heels. Have you ever been kicked in bed with a heel? It's not an enjoyable way to awake.0 -
He wasn't Mr wine0
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He thought I was just gonna be one of his Conquests!
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He mounted half the neighbourhood
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She MOunted the whole neighbourhood
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Found out Her knickname was Maytag0
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She Mounted the Whole Dam State ! 0
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I'm just two worn out to answer
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He was too worn out ..1
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She wasn't0
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She didn't play enough0
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Her Grip was excruciating0
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He never re-filled the fridge0
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He never let me out of the kitchen0
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She always kept feeding me1
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I accidentally fed him after midnight and he went amuck!1
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She dumped me
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I like to sleep at least 6 hours a night 0
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She kept trying to wake me at all darn hours of the night. I gotta sleep sometime.0
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Sleeps overrated---scuse me Whilst I take a nap0
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Darn it, I just wanted a break to relieve my poor battered self.....Rude!
snores really really loud!0
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