We broke up because...

Wild_Daisies

You two didnt like to share

subcounter

she told me "cash me outside", still dunno what that means but I ran away.

Wild_Daisies

Lol oh lawdie

He put on dresses and heels and danced when guests came over

melaniewelch06

She was jealous of my fashion sense

lqqkingatu

Everything in her closet was green

A_MariposaDream

We didn't have the same idea of what food should taste like

Free2LiveAgain

Turned out I like steak more than salads

slimgirljo15

Serial cheater

lqqkingatu

Cereal cheater

winnsome85

Cereal cheetah

slimgirljo15

Serial cheetah ..

lqqkingatu

Serial liar or is that pathological?

slimgirljo15

Ran off with the pool boy

projectsix

She had this kitty cat toque obsession and turned out to be a toque hoarder, most of our budget went to the 1000's of toques in the house.

Nitroalley2

He kept disappearing

Wild_Daisies

He snores loud.......and the 6 cats he kept trying to bring to bed, I just couldn't do it!!!

Nitroalley2

She only had one kitty and that one bites

subcounter

he couldn't get over that one kitty that bit him.

A_MariposaDream

Never sleeps with the light off

slimgirljo15

We are never breaking up ..ever bwahahahaha...he's mine..mine I tell you

therealblackdahlia

I wasn't her type

projectsix

I couldn't keep up with her "pace"

A_MariposaDream

Couldn't keep his pants up

projectsix

Was always trying to make me wear clothes

Wild_Daisies

Wouldnt keep her pants down!

A_MariposaDream

How am I to have you meet my parents with out clothes

Wild_Daisies

Lmao wanted me to meet the parents

subcounter

her parents moved in with us after the 2nd date.

Wild_Daisies

He thought I was living with him after the second date!!! Crazeballs

FabulousFantasticFifty

Found jars of balls hidden in her kitchen!