We broke up because...
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Na I fixed that
Wanted to fly all the time0 -
Has too many boyfriends to keep track of lmao0
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He has a serious gas problem, even his MD wears a mask during his appointments
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Apparently I am allergic to daisies...who knew?1
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LOL
He never took off his hat0 -
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He wouldn't let me spoon!
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Ugh, he got mad when I kissed ppl
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Fine, I will tell her no more sleepovers
In my defense, the room was a loft.....no privacy at all0 -
He wasn't master of his own domain0
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She Wouldn't let me enter her domain1
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He gambles for kisses, I gamble for clothes. Incompatible! 0
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She ate her peas one at a time with a knife and fork1
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He wouldn't....0
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Wouldn't let me see her, 3-D printed a copy of her self, and would simply talk to me through a walkie-talkie that is attached to the doll
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He pees all over the bathroom and sings while doing it! 2
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she didn't encourage my "handstand pee" ambitions
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He teased me about my incontinence0
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She answered all my questions with depends0
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Her incontinence was way worse than mine0
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Oh shitalking mushrooms....bahahaha!
Uhm, he refused to put pants on when going in public0 -
She always made puns when we bought Shiitake mushrooms, and laughed hysterically 0
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Darn, no more puns
He wouldnt stop asking the shitake mushroom waitress for their phone numbers right in front of me. Could have at least waited till i went to the bathroom or something!0 -
She called our grocery lady "Shiitake Mushroom Waitress". I was just trying apologize from her
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lmao, heck no
He wouldn't stop insulting me.....no humor in that man! Life is short, laugh it all off!0 -
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She called me the good humor man but didn't like my dilly bar1
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