We broke up because...

530roman

She was way too hard to keep up with.

countscalories

He wasn't "way too..."

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slimgirljo15

I was mud wrestling with her and she kept escaping...she's one slippery sucker..

47Jacqueline

She was flat-chested

Melissa90xo

Because of her search history on her phone

Lil_Northern_Light

She wanted more cookies in bed

davidearl02

She could never let go

Tigg_er

She kept stepping on my cookies

stayfit_ria

He ate the last cookie, I couldn't deal with it.

LovingLifeInCalifornia

She got mad when I ate the last cookie.

Tigg_er

na I saved you one ! Just wanted to tease you a bit

stayfit_ria

Tigger and lovinglife hooked up after they ate my last cookie.

Lil_Northern_Light

I stopped baking her cookies after moving in

JD2006

she starting shoving tofu in my face everyday

47Jacqueline

She wouldn't help with the housework.

keith0373

She made me do all of the housework and still didn't put out, but the UPS man smiles alot

LovingLifeInCalifornia

He complained about doing his share of the housework

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JD2006

he wasnt into role-play

davidearl02

She wanted me to be the Dom

JLopez832

she has no nipples

aesthetikk

he had a fetish for nuns in diapers

Rochelle951

He stopped doing that one thing I loved so much

Misshodge64

Wouldn't get matching tattoo

JLopez832

aesthetikk wrote: »

he had a fetish for nuns in diapers

hahahaha how did you *kitten* know bro

SojournerThirteen

She had too many friends that kept steppin up over our bed in the middle of the night

Rochelle951

He didn't want other people in our bed

JLopez832

Rochelle951 wrote: »

He didn't want other people in our bed

all her friends were dogs