We broke up because...

stayfit_ria

We fight allll the time over who makes the best veal marsala.

Spnneil06

She insisted she was the better cook but burnt toast every day!

LovingLifeInCalifornia

She wouldn't make me any food!!

JD2006

she was super-claustrophobic and insisted on leaving the door open when she went poop.

haleklausen

Still waiting on my sandwich.

stayfit_ria

he didnt understand italian don't make sandwiches we make panini!!

haleklausen

Well I never had that before, but I guess that will have to do.

jrline

obsession with the Backstreet Boys

Spnneil06

He made fun of my music taste

jrline

she sang the Hokey Pokey every day

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didnt like me talking dirty! ;p

kjm3579

I like talking dirty, but talking about various forms of soil is not it

stayfit_ria

every night was mud fight night. I wanted to fight in massage oil dammit!

davidearl02

She always wanted to use cherry flavored oil. I'm allergic to cherry

stayfit_ria

he wouldn't eat my cherry pie....you mean I broke up with him for nothing. BOO

ItsMeGee3

He didn't like strawberry either.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He just made up the excuse that he was allergic because he would rather watch the game!

davidearl02

She always accused me of making lame excuses

JackKopCh

He always wore his Flash shirt to bed

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jrline

she always got permanent stains on my concert t-shirts

MikeCrazy

He was always jumpin out of the water, and other thigs to try and scare me.

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4ever420

She tried to lend me out to all her friends

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mscheftg

She was really crafty, so I thought I'd get her side jobs with painting...

LovingLifeInCalifornia

She wouldn't go out with my friends.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out she was only using me for my skills!

jrline

let her pet gerbils run around the house

JackKopCh

He tried to drown me