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We broke up because...
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We fight allll the time over who makes the best veal marsala.0
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She insisted she was the better cook but burnt toast every day!0
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She wouldn't make me any food!!0
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she was super-claustrophobic and insisted on leaving the door open when she went poop.0
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Still waiting on my sandwich.0
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he didnt understand italian don't make sandwiches we make panini!!0
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Well I never had that before, but I guess that will have to do.0
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obsession with the Backstreet Boys0
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He made fun of my music taste0
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she sang the Hokey Pokey every day0
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He didnt like me talking dirty! ;p0
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I like talking dirty, but talking about various forms of soil is not it0
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every night was mud fight night. I wanted to fight in massage oil dammit!0
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She always wanted to use cherry flavored oil. I'm allergic to cherry0
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he wouldn't eat my cherry pie....you mean I broke up with him for nothing. BOO0
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He didn't like strawberry either.0
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He just made up the excuse that he was allergic because he would rather watch the game!
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She always accused me of making lame excuses0
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He always wore his Flash shirt to bed0
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she always got permanent stains on my concert t-shirts0
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He was always jumpin out of the water, and other thigs to try and scare me.0
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She tried to lend me out to all her friends0
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She was really crafty, so I thought I'd get her side jobs with painting...0
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She wouldn't go out with my friends.
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I found out she was only using me for my skills!0
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let her pet gerbils run around the house0
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He tried to drown me
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