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We broke up because...
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I like to wear lipstick thats all!0
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She sells herself for money, oh no that, her hair!! For wigs!0
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It was OK when she wore all those different wigs, but when she made me wear them.....0
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Because he only had to wear her wigs, I had to wear the bra and panties...0
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He wanted to see if he looked good as a Woman and told him he wouldn't!0
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She was too honest. I asked her if I looked fat she said "GIRL CAN YOU SAY HIPPO" man, cried myself to sleep that night!0
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She kept crying, even when we had those "special times" together0
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His idea of "special' was him pulling out my toe nails!0
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He thought it was "special" when I grabbed him a beer, did his laundry and washed the the dishes while he ate the pie I baked0
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He had a boyfriend that he did all these things for and I didn't even get a hello!0
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He was always complaining about housework while I was busy pullling out toe nails0
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He broke my glasses too many times in bed, he get's rough!0
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She didn't like it rough.0
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Found out "rough" was the dogs name0
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He let the dog lick his toes in the bedroom.0
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She let the dog lick a lot of things in the bedroom0
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Because she never licked anything0
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Let the dog lick the dishes instead of washing them0
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Wouldnt buy me a dishwasher0
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I keep my dishwasher chained up in the kitchen, didn't have to buy another0
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Only wanted one "dishwasher"0
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He kept getting muddy and I had to do all the laundry0
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I wanted Qdoba, not Qdoyle0
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Monkeyed around too much0
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He left me for Larry the Cable Guy!0
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Because she didn't monkey enough0
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Because she sounds hideous...well, cuz he's a guy, so....0
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I said monkey around, not smell like a monkey0
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You thought a lumberjack could beat a velociraptor = deal breaker0
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