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We broke up because...
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Whenever I cooked for him, he only wanted Fish Fingers and Custard0
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She never let me cook for her.0
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He never stopped cooking for me! every second of the day!0
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He was always over Mike's house eating!!!0
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Because she doesn't like chocolate0
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I love eating her chocolate0
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Because she was obsessed with chocolate.0
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She's always loving on everybody!0
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She can't stand that I am fighter not a lover0
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Push old people down the stairs0
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Failed to tell me she's a polygamist0
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Failed to tell me you didn't like polygamist... I'm leaving you and going to hook-up with Misshodge64!0
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Wouldn't run with the dog on the beach0
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She loved the dog more than me0
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Was too jealous of the dog0
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My_Mind_Is_My_Cage wrote: »He lacked a vagina
Sorry but I just pissed myself laughing.0 -
He never took me seriously.0
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Because she never took ME seriously0
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He was too serious0
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He burnt my breakfast, time and time again
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I hated making her breakfast.0
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He's a liar
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She didn't lie enough0
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She's right, I make some good cream pies.0
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I could not ever break up with her!0
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He has smelly feet0
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Because he slobbers all over them0
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »Because he slobbers all over them
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Set up a pentagram of candles in our kitchen. Nearly burnt the whole damn place down!0
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