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  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    She didn't like me being an animal in the bedroom
  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
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    I thought she didn't like being an animal in bed...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    The truth is I was seeing them both, but then they started having the same stories to tell me, I soon realized they were ALSO together, don't do love triangles.
  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    The truth is I was seeing them both, but then they started having the same stories to tell me, I soon realized they were ALSO together, don't do love triangles.

    This!! (Almost spit out my water.) --

    She didn't want a 3-some...
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    She didn't like to try my new sexual positions that I based on geometric shapes...
  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
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    Seriously!? Who can twist themselves into a decagon?
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    I had to go to lunch, and an hour with out was too much for her to handle
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    how do you even do a pentagon, let alone an octagon? I was sore all the time!
  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
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    She wouldn't even try a rhombus!
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
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    She couldn't handle the triangle!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I was more of a square.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
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    She liked doritos and I like pringles
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
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    Once she popped my top she couldn't stop
  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
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    I didn't like her symbolism.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
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    She said I can have her cherry. She lied!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She mistakenly thought i was a virgin!
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
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    I meant the one in my drink!
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
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    he always insisted there be a cherry on top.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
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    Lied to me about the questionable purchases made at the Children's Place...
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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    Gave me a venereal disease.

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