We broke up because...
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He tried to get my Wife pregnant and steal her and all our kids away!0
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She said I needed Spnneil's permission first.0
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He took our kids to join a cult in Oregon0
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He always called my family a Cult!0
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He thought I looked awful in my robe and shaved head, that's why i left.0
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She didn't like my bald head.0
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I didn't know she wore a wig most of the time.0
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She thought I looked awful without my robe that's why I left0
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He wouldn't wear the Toupee I bought him! I spent a lot of money on that you know!
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She bought a hair piece for me, except it wasn't for the hair on my head ........0
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He always thinks with the wrong head at the right time0
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Her Toupee beat my come-over.
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He started to age really badly...one day he was hot, then the next he looked like that! EEK!0
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His combover consisted of combing his back hair up over his head0
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We couldn't agree whether to call it Taylor Ham or Pork Roll
Meant for @Stoshew71 because it's a Jersey thing.0 -
She became obsessed with her back hair0
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She wouldn't let me eat her.... I mean that sandwhich.0
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He was always tempting me with food!!!0
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It's a egg taylor ham and cheese on a hard roll BTW.0
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I said I wanted to eat, her, but she just kept making sandwiches0
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She was starting to look like cousin IT0
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She was freaked easily by hairy fetishes0
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She didn't like the way I was cleaning the windows.0
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I thought her duck face was for me but she was directing it to spnneil!
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We had opposite biorythms, he had a very "male privilege" attitude, he would leave lights on all over my apt and I'm paying that bill, he could be rudely sarcastic, he'd pout when he did not get his way, and he announced he was going to SC with another woman ("WE ARE JUST OLD FROENDS") for the BassMasters nationals this month.
It was OBVIOUS this wasn't going to work.
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They always over thought everything! 0
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Stupid is what stupid does.0
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He kept farting under the sheets
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