We broke up because...

deviboy1592

Didn't like my romantic set up for him

SangreViento

Didn't realise I'm a female after 5 years together

SarahHowells1

Because I found out she was a female

Lil_Northern_Light

She switched teams

jorodri7

She likes what I like

aesthetikk

She has a fetish for priests in diapers

deviboy1592

But she didn't like what I liked

Lil_Northern_Light

Was too dervish for me : 0

SojournerThirteen

She wasn't paying attention to me during my striptease

cherokeegoddess77

he watched too much magic mike.

aesthetikk

Recorded her queefs and put them as ringtone on my phone

Melissa90xo

He had some other chicks queefs as his ringtone. Rather awkward when he got a call while at dinner with my parents

LovingLifeInCalifornia

Refused to take his shirt off. @aesthetikk‌

47Jacqueline

I hated her personal style.

Lil_Northern_Light

Always brought weights everywhere on her purse

JD2006

she thought cheeto-fingers were sexy for foreplay

strozman

JD2006 wrote: »

she thought cheeto-fingers were sexy for foreplay

She doesn't like cheetos during foreplay

deviboy1592

Didn't like my Doritos breath.

deviboy1592

Always laughed when I ate my cheetos

JD2006

took his cat with us on all our dates

deviboy1592

Thought my chest Hair was a cat?

Lil_Northern_Light

Couldn't handle me opening jars for him when he couldn't

jorodri7

She had a bigger pair than me

deviboy1592

Said I played with her boobs too much

Lil_Northern_Light

Didn't like how he played with my boobs, too rough

deviboy1592

She wouldn't shave my chest

jorodri7

I had bigger boobs than her

deviboy1592

Thought I was a women and loved playing with my puffy nipples

Melissa90xo

He wouldn't shave his cat

jorodri7

She was jealous of my imaginary friend