We broke up because...
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Kept doing the "Fat Basturd" tease with his puffy nipples0
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Lil_Northern_Light wrote: »Kept doing the "Fat Basturd" tease with his puffy nipples
Don't know what a fat basturd was?0 -
Was very cruel! Made me go donate blood and then have marathon sessions in bed with mewhen i returned..i almost died0
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Couldn't handle my love0
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Apparently he was into boys0
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I take it you never watched Austin Powers?? Loldeviboy1592 wrote: »Lil_Northern_Light wrote: »Kept doing the "Fat Basturd" tease with his puffy nipples
Don't know what a fat basturd was?
Was to sweet, needed some badness
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she kept trying to make me do "pony play" with her0
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She wouldn't share her toys.0
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Wouldn't let me shave the cat0
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No. I refuse to break up with her--I love her!0
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Wanted to shave all the animals in the neighborhood.0
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@deviboy1592 took selfies of himself in my panties0
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he wouldn't share me with my bestie 0 -
Was too clingy0
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I didn't want to share her anymore!0
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Oh yeah I love those0
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He stole my happy meal0
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He loved my girlfriends more than me0
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Becuz she was always giving away the happy meals I bought for her0
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He thought fine dining was alonge
To McDonald's0 -
found "clowns with big boobs" on his google search history0
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When my little cousin asked her about colors and paint, she took her to go watch 50 shades of grey0
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Was too kinky for me0
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stayfit_ria wrote: »He thought fine dining was alonge
To McDonald'sfound "clowns with big boobs" on his google search history
ROMAN!!!!0 -
aesthetikk wrote: »When my little cousin asked her about colors and paint, she took her to go watch 50 shades of grey
read 50 shades more than I did0 -
Died her hair black when I preferred blondes0
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Burnt her book0
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She hated me
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He was too sensitive0
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Burnt my bras! They were expensive!0
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