We broke up because...

RebelTakesAll

She was to be seen not heard

SuperStampede

I had a SWEET tooth for her, but she put me on a diet!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't believe in a Strict Ginger only diet!

SuperStampede

She was the Ginger that all the boys wanted a sample of...

magster4isu

I couldn't get him to stop sampling all the ginger

FabulousFantasticFifty

She said that Ginger was too spicy for her

SuperStampede

She didn't understand I loved Ginger in EVERYTHING!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always wanting to pay Gilligan

FabulousFantasticFifty

He sailed away, never to be heard from again

RebelTakesAll

I had to leave so she could become a true fabulous

SuperStampede

She was Fabulous, but didn't see all the boys leering at her all the time... Soooo Jeally!!

mila0814

he slept w my sistrt

SuperStampede

She was an identical twin... I was confused.

ekim2016

she had a horribly loud obnoxious donkey laugh... I can still hear it to this day...

1Wildthang

He had a habit of ticking me with his stache in the theatre

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always stealing my Sunglasses

slimgirljo15

Always covered her face..I think she was wanted by police..

SuperStampede

That Aussie voice had me excited all the time... we couldn't go out in public, it was embarrassing!

1Wildthang

He was embarrassed to be seen with me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had no Self esteem

BrendanMcGroarty

She became too cool for me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wouldn't let me run the A/C at night

slimgirljo15

Had the AC on freezing..I think she was part eskimo

RebelTakesAll

Never wanted to chill

BrendanMcGroarty

She rebelled against my leadership and took all I HAD

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He had nothing!

SojournerThirteen

I got her new glasses and she got offended

liftorgohome

I bought her a vacuum for her birthday so she kicked me out

1Wildthang

Well I don't have carpet in my house.

He was not thinking