We broke up because...
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prunejuice73 wrote: »She kept trying to say something but could never get it out
He didn't appreciate that he always left me speechless after sexy time! :bigsmile:0 -
Drove her crazy that I was eating 4k calories or more per day.0
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Was always flaunting his buffet at me!0
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Always eating off my plate0
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He never washed his plates.0
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he thought he was Curt Russell.0
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He likes high volume lifting and I prefer high intensity...0
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He named his muscles things like Rodney and Sharon and would refer to them like they were his friends. "Sharon likes my new shirt."0
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I fell in love with Melissa the 2nd0
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He kept moaning and saying "Melissa2" in his sleep
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We couldn't stop, daily must0
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We never broke up ...im here at still babe0
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She was delusional0
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I usually sleep around 8 hours and one night I slept for 12 hours because I was very very tired and my psyco ex implied I lied about sleeping and that I was talking with another guy during that 4 extra hours
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She had a psycho ex and talked in her sleep0
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She called me a Prostitute just because I had a sleeping disorder! 0
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she didn't like what I did in bed....eating prawns...drinking beer....farting0
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Because that ^^^
..awesome to see you Kev 1 -
she bought me a special birthday gift.....a straight jacket0
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I hound out he was an escapee from a Mental Institution0
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She didn't like convicts0
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He was always on the run from the Law!0
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She didn't like traveling to different countries that didn't have extradiction0
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He finally got caught and was sent back to where he came from ...wherever that was!0
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She only used Gibson and I was a Fender kind of guy0
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He threw out my Ibanez0
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she was always burning things..the toast..the steaks..my clothes0
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He dressed out of the 80s and wouldn't update his wardrobe0
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She kept getting her lipstick on me, I became painted in red.0
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