We broke up because...
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johnbarthelbcp79 wrote: »She kept asking me to kick her in the face! I know she's tough and all but Damn....I'm just not that kinda guy!
Kick me in the shin?
Was inflexible to trying other forms of fore play.0 -
Its_T_Time wrote: »johnbarthelbcp79 wrote: »She kept asking me to kick her in the face! I know she's tough and all but Damn....I'm just not that kinda guy!
Kick me in the shin?
Was inflexible to trying other forms of fore play.
And that's how good relationships last! We compromise...the shin it is!!
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Tried to use the foreplay he did with his ex on me and left me bruised0
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Didn't like rough fore play unless she had the whip0
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bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Didn't like rough fore play unless she had the whip
He wouldn't let me be bigjuicy
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I had a good response but would probably end up in MFP jail
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or would it???
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she found out I purposely colored my hair..................gray
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Thats not his real hair. .he shaved our cat0
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She once got her tongue stuck to a flag pole in the winter0
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date night was always at the gym..0
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Well...have you heard of furries? Well she was into something similar only they called it smurfies!! Oh boy did she get pissed when I would have the papa Smurf beard just right...0
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We never did..we have an endless supply of whipped cream 0
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He always came home with whipped cream in his beard! :huh:0
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She was always picking beard out of her teeth and smelling of whipped cream1
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We Honeymooned in a Motel 6! That's all he could afford0
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She grew tired of our tradition of watching It’s A Wonderful Life during Christmas0
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He always wanted to act out the whole dang movie!0
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Made me cover my eyes during the sex scenes0
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Always catching him peeking0
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refused to watch porn with me.0
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she stopped tryin0
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She’s lies, I wanted to watch porn with her.0
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he wstched porn with other people0
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She made X rated movies with everyone but me0
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Wouldn't let me make our own porn0
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He broke his wrist watching too much porn so I left him.1
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