We broke up because...

AliNouveau

he's always make love out of nothing at all

JDMac82

She kept drinking all the wine!

justinewillcutyou

He kept putting on camo and using binoculars to spy on the neighbors

Watching_The_Wheels

Our blood types didn’t match...

terrordawg

He paid more attention to his mirror than me!

Watching_The_Wheels

I was unable to meet her physical, spiritual and mental needs...

slimgirljo15

He was too needy.

bdgfn

She thought everyone else was too needy, didn't realize it was her all along.

lipstickjungle63

I couldn’t catch him

Mosstradamuz

She couldn't get over how many girls I had hooked up with and it would always create problems.

slimgirljo15

Owned an eharem

Mosstradamuz

She found me on tinder and I found her too lol 😆

lipstickjungle63

She wasn’t a guy

glgcam5150

My High Libido

Egger29

His high libido!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always saying that I couldn't compete with his ex's Libido.

rupshaw

Couldn’t compete with the pup!

Watching_The_Wheels

We have matching chromosomes...

katerwedo

too high maintenance

redfeline1223

Big hands

katerwedo

thought she could take me

Watching_The_Wheels

She only spoke in the 3rd person...

terrordawg

He was a close talker

Watching_The_Wheels

Although she appreciated the fact that I washed clothes, she preferred I didn’t use the fabric softener, Snuggles...

WaiakeWanderer_x

The lights. I'm never doing dating in the dark again. NEVER I tell you.

danavelling

He wouldn’t buy me the book I wanted from the bookstore

Mosstradamuz

She didn't like reading interesting books.

Watching_The_Wheels

Our matching goatees became an issue...

VaSurf47

He lived in the past

Ransom_G

He was always lying about the size of his "fish"