We broke up because...
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I lacked all the physical, mental and spiritual attributes needed to maintain her interest...0
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He panics when a fly gets in the car and crashed it0
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She laughs at my panic attacks...0
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Every time I would turn the light off in the bedroom it sent him into a panic attack0
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He was stretching out all of my shoes0
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Your petite feet0
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All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi
and she wouldn't give it to me...0 -
He drank Pepsi and not Coke0
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I was never sure what coke he was talking about.0
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Every time I poured her a soda she wanted to snort it!0
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He liked potatoes.... I liked potahtoes0
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She knew I was on Keto, but kept fixing me potahtoes0
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He grew tired of me doing laundry on his abs...0
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He would never take turns doing laundry0
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I was the wrong sex.0
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He never got the jist of "Just say no" when it came to drugs0
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I played Misty for her...then she left with Sam1
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She was obsessed with Sam0
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We broke up?!?!?!?πππ0
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EaglesFan4Ever wrote: Β»We broke up?!?!?!?πππ
Oh, did I forget to tell you??? You are an Eagles fan remember?0 -
I thought you forgave me for that. Guess I'm changing my pic back.π0
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EaglesFan4Ever wrote: Β»I thought you forgave me for that. Guess I'm changing my pic back.π
Don't do it!0 -
She thought I was a bunny0
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But I like bunnies1
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A chocolate one...0
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Dude kept using all the toilet paper in the bathroom. We just bought a set of 24 last night!!0
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She apparently likes guys full of crap.0
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Heβs still bitter about my ex0
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The commute was killing us...0
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