We broke up because...

XXL2Med

His beard chaffed me... wont tell you where

Pipersmomma1

His toenails were so long they clicked on the floor like a dog.

brittanica2491

We were going different directions. She’s this way and I’m that way.

Egger29

Her hope didn't anchor my soul....instead I was shackled with bungee cords and duct tape

Pipersmomma1

He kept way too much duct tape in the trunk of his car, next to the tarps and shovel.

XXL2Med

she kept me wrapped in duct tape and a tarpe... which was fun during our play time, but then she left for work

Pipersmomma1

Too impatient. I told you I would be home by 6

Pipersmomma1

Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »

spent all day cooking her spam fried rice but she threw it back at me

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth! He kept trying to make me eat spam. It's not even a real food!

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justinewillcutyou

He was always in a rush to take off someone ELSES panties

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shaf238

I told him not to look better than me. He didn't listen.

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shaf238

She never made me peaches and cream

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striderb

She thought a 30 year age gap was to much.

ChaelAZ

His retirment fund wasn't enough to stay and keep me in the lifestyle I want.

XXL2Med

he said he would be my sugar daddy... he turned out to be Splenda and too young

aisak13

I preferred to wish and not do

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bdgfn

The peaches were great, but the cream was warm

Essenzook

He had a fruit fetish

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XXL2Med

His cat freaked me out always staring at me and talking to me

hud54014

He kept hiding the snacks from me. I was hungry all the time!

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