We broke up because...

JRiveraRodriguez

She was too feisty, even for me

liftorgohome

Feistychick68 wrote: »

kept trying to take pouting face selfies

She was always pouting

DSwales11

He went home

qxana1969

hung garlic around the house for fear of vampires

liftorgohome

She had too many crafts around the place

ladychris29

Every time we went to a restaurant, he asked if I'd make out with the waitress.

MzIrish

She kept telling more coffee unless it was decaf

Jertastic

She would tell me that sleeping with me was "meh"

MzIrish

He kept telling people we were sleeping together when he really never even got to first base

Smilin40

I can safely say we did not sleep together......we were up air night

Jertastic

Cuz we were never together... sigh...

ladychris29

Because he preferred good looking men

Tigg_er

We-didn't

MzIrish

HE already had a girl

ksaugustson

Because she farted and blamed it on my grandmother.

Jertastic

I dont make enough $$$

Tigg_er

He burnt my burgers

EEAngelina

He peed on the walls when he was drunk

liftorgohome

She peed in the alley when she was drunk

Presleykay22

He couldn't stop taking his mom on dates with us.

Jertastic

She wanted my brother more

Arizona_C

We were both too emotional

Jertastic

I saw something shiny

hairqueen101

He wouldn't remove his apron for the entire date.

Jertastic

She would always tell me my cooking was great, and then tell her friends it was awful....

neurogirl

He insisted we always have a cook off!

Jertastic

Her level of affection depended on what I served her

neurogirl

He rarely served me the right thing for his desired level of affection...

Jertastic

She laughed when I cried.. i just wanted to be held....

ladychris29

He wanted to make a new kind of jerky and kept asking how badly I'd miss my cat.