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Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,660 Member

January 2018

Although she was impressed with my sufficient attention, she was unimpressed with my insufficient funds

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SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member

January 2018

He’s too poor

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hairqueen101 Posts: 207 Member

January 2018

He rubbed his stache all night

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metsjmitchell Posts: 668 Member

January 2018

She seemed to be a different person every couple of days

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Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,660 Member

January 2018 edited January 2018

Apparently my love was tainted because once you ran to me but now you run from me

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liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

January 2018

All he wanted to do is watch the wheels on the bus go round and round

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chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member

January 2018

Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »

Apparently my love was tainted because once you ran to me but now you run from me

Well, I'm sorry I dont pray that way!

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RobDowney Posts: 2,445 Member

January 2018

Kept drinking all my beer

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KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member

January 2018

I spent too much time running and biking.

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chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member

January 2018

_barefoot_ wrote: »

I threw out his beer !

Why, Why! WHYYYY!!

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DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member

January 2018

So many questions

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liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

January 2018

He was always talking over me

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KatieNicole95 Posts: 133 Member

January 2018

He wasn't into the leather cat suit

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Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,660 Member

January 2018

She only accepted 3 of my disorders

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liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

January 2018

He had too many personalities

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Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member

February 2018

She kept making forts in the living room. Only ever wanted to sleep in them - I don't want to sleep alone!

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liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

February 2018

She never wanted to sleep in my forts with me.

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PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member

February 2018

he spent more time in front of the mirror than me

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February 2018

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PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member

February 2018

happimess1 wrote: »

she would often reject my moves and say "no not right now, i am kegeling"

Literally dying

He got a better offer clearly

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UltraVegAthlete Posts: 667 Member

February 2018

She couldn’t stand my puns

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MizzBree Posts: 265 Member

February 2018 edited February 2018

Kept throwing away my bras. Claims they were evil...

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liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

February 2018

She kept drinking all my beer

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wryone4 Posts: 118 Member

February 2018

Considered Bud Light beer

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Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member

February 2018

Tap shoes. Just tap shoes...

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kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member

February 2018

I caught her talking to another man. It was her dad, but still...

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quigs17832 Posts: 24 Member

February 2018

He refused to stop writing Martha Stewart fan fiction

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sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member

March 2018

She cheated

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March 2018

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hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member

March 2018

She rearranged my alphabetized pantry. I couldn't find a damn thing and just spiraled into a 3 day panic attack.

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