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We broke up because...

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  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    He didnโ€™t understand that I just wanted to share the bags... erm bottles of wine with him. Not keep them for myself.

    She only talked to me when she was drinking
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She spend to much time at work at the daily bugle with some nerdy guy.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Didn't like my Sexy Librarian or Teacher costumes and said I was too Nerdy๐Ÿ˜ถ
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She wasn't single when we started dating. No thanks, I'm a one relationship kinda man.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Forget ever calling me her
    Sancha she called me Bruja all the time ๐Ÿ˜ง
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She wouldn't wear the blond wig I got her to spruce up our bedroom time.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    his bedroom time was everywhere except his bedroom
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He was always bragging about this bearded woman he was dating and how they would comb each other's beards.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He refused to comb my beard ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    she never let me shave her beard.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He once shaved his full name from cheek to cheek on my face.... Messed up my beard and I looked ridiculous! ๐Ÿ˜ž
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He was too into clams
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He'd always call me Mister!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She didn't like my pet names for her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Called me his pet and tried to put me in a kennel when he had to leave the house! โ˜น๏ธ
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She wasn't into leashes or treats and wouldn't roll over for me. So sad couldn't follow simple commands.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He left me for someone who would follow his commands, I hear she's not very attractive...quite a dog really! ๐Ÿ™ˆ
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wouldn't let me have a dog. She said they brought back too many painful memories of a past relationship. :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always distracting everybody in the neighborhood when she'd do yard work in her bikini ๐Ÿ‘™
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She never wore a bathing suit of any kind. Always nude beaches instead.
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    He always had that green shirt on even thought it wasn't St. Patrick's Day any longer (LOL Matt).
  • jtsurfdb
    jtsurfdb Posts: 1,351 Member
    Kept taking his shirt off at parties
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    Kept throwing his board shorts off before he got into the condo
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He had a neatly stacked pile of shorts on his kitchen table. ๐Ÿคจ
  • williamkent4O4
    williamkent4O4 Posts: 13 Member
    She doesn't take her bath with me or sleep with me in same room ,on same bed.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
  • williamkent4O4
    williamkent4O4 Posts: 13 Member
    I was too social for her and too funny as well ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He thought that flashing the ladies in the neighborhood was being social, funny yes...but not social. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She thought that taking a picture with her camera's flash on was flashing.
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    He never wanted to take a picture with his camera for fear of flashing
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    he never put on a shirt