We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

He ran off with our furniture

DiviturLabimur

I couldn’t stop checking out girls

slimgirljo15

Cheaterrrrr

FabulousFantasticFifty

If I so much as said "Hello" to anyone on the telephone I was then accused of being a Cheater! 😧

happimess01

she always smelled like the inside of a gym bag

mattig89ch

he liked to rub his dirty socks into his clean armpits. Said it was like his natural musque.

slimgirljo15

Smelly armpits .. ewww 🤭

mattig89ch

She was always walking on her head. made kissing a bit difficult

Soon2BSuper

Two Words: Beard Rash

MzIrish

I prefer Batman over Superman

Soon2BSuper

"

MzIrish wrote: »

I prefer Batman over Superman

She misinterpreted what I meant by "I can Go Both Ways"

mattig89ch

I don't like superheros, and they couldn't get over that.

slimgirljo15

We just weren't right for each other..

Sharsou

She accused me of stealing her furniture.

slimgirljo15

My harem was full

Sharsou

Coz I locked her harem forever 🤣

Sharsou

Coz she never heard my truth!

neilwij

He kept cooking fish in the microwave, it stunk

slimgirljo15

Uhmmm.. not sure 🤔

Sharsou

She always wanted to eat meat!

slimgirljo15

He liked meat too much.. I was vegan

neilwij

Never left me any steak

Sharsou

He never wanted to work out in gym with me

mattig89ch

Her 'cooking' was take out. I like takeout, but I couldn't stand not-calling it takeout.

Sharsou

She never gave a heed to the note I placed under her book, which said what an amazing cook is she!

swclifton

He kept taking the meat to other houses rather than ours

PaperDoll_

He refused to believe that the grocery was all out of meat and accused me of trying to turn him vegetarian.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was a Carnivore

mattig89ch

she never wanted fries, but always took mine.

PaperDoll_

I wanted my own fries AND his fries. He called me greedy and a pig 🐷